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24 May 2020

P.S.A. A person swallows an average of three snakes a year while sleeping.
posted by: arse_hat at: 18:12 | 7 comments
Despite being at home all the time my life has a patina of excitement and adventure. Everything I do needs be witnessed by the cats because it is ever so edifying. 'I think he's going to put away some socks. Yes! Yes he is! I'm so glad we came.'
posted by arse_hat 24 May | 20:41
Only three a year? Man, I've gotta cut back.
posted by sysinfo v2.0 25 May | 15:20
My....my life is not complete....
posted by mightshould 26 May | 12:01
sysinfo the first step is admitting you have a problem.
posted by arse_hat 26 May | 12:23
Because of the cats, mightshould, or because of the snakes? Snake Deficiency Syndrome is real #YOSST (You Only Swallow Snakes Thrice).

On the other hand, nobody witnesses me putting away socks so these days I just sort of shove them into the drawer instead of pairing them. The shame!
posted by sysinfo v2.0 26 May | 23:27
I got it wrong. I thought it said a snake swallows an average of three sleeping persons a year and thought I'd just been lucky.
posted by senyar 31 May | 13:16
sysinfo 2.0; the kitties find snakes to be adorable playthings so I never get to let sleeping snakes lay.

senyar; think it's the lady who swallowed a fly; I don't know why...

arse hat; I think my kitties are being more like critics than excited observers. Maybe you are having too much fun with socks...tossing them in the drawer as suggested by sysinfo 2.0 sounds fun but leads too much kitty goalkeeping.
posted by mightshould 01 June | 05:19

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